urksies:

cosmopanther:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

PREACH

(via nerdbeauty)

BEST FIRST DATE OF MY LIFE

saddumbgirl:

cute messages make me instinctively hide my face in my hands and fall to one side on my bed 

(via gendertier)

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

(via ktandcompany)

doglets:

actually all of my systems are nervous

(via gendertier)